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\u2014 Tales from the Universe<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

There is a department in the universe responsible for lost things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I know this because I have lost an unreasonable number of things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Keys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Socks.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Receipts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Important pieces of paper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Things I was holding approximately thirty seconds ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At least once, I have lost something while actively looking at it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This cannot be entirely my fault.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There must be a department.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

I imagine it as a very large warehouse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Endless shelves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Millions of drawers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bins stretching farther than the eye can see.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And somewhere behind a very tired desk sits a cosmic clerk with a clipboard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You walk in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Excuse me. I’m looking for my keys.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The clerk sighs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Description?”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Small. Metal. Two keys. Black fob.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The clerk types.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Last known location?”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Kitchen counter.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The clerk pauses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Looks at you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Looks at the clipboard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Looks back at you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Are you sure?”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yes.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Because our records indicate you put them in the refrigerator.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I did not put my keys in the refrigerator.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The clerk rotates the monitor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There they are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Oh.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

The Department of Lost Things is not responsible for why we lose things.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That is apparently another department.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Lost Things Department only receives them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes we put them there ourselves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes objects simply fall through the cracks of reality.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes they hide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some are extraordinarily good at hiding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Socks are particularly notorious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nobody has ever satisfactorily explained the sock situation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Department has.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They refuse to comment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

There is a special room for things lost during childhood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A red marble.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A favorite toy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A little plastic dinosaur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A stuffed animal with one eye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A photograph.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A note somebody wrote you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A stone you thought was magical.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A tiny object you carried everywhere and then one day couldn’t find.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They’re all there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not because they are valuable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because they were.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

That’s apparently enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The universe seems to understand something we occasionally forget:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The value of a thing is not necessarily what it is worth.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes it’s what it meant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

There are also shelves for things people don’t realize they’ve lost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A little courage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A sense of wonder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A habit of drawing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The ability to sit quietly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The feeling that tomorrow might be interesting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A particular laugh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A song you used to sing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A part of yourself you put away because life got difficult.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Those things are stored separately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nobody knows exactly where.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But sometimes people find them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And when they do, it feels less like discovering something new and more like:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Oh.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

There you are.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

The Department has a policy about this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They don’t return things until you’re ready.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This is controversial.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

People have filed complaints.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I have been looking for my happiness for fourteen years.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Yes,” says the clerk. “You weren’t ready.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I’m ready now.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The clerk checks the file.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Are you?”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Long silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“No.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“That’s what I thought.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Next case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Sometimes, however, things come back unexpectedly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You find an old photograph while cleaning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You hear a song.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You smell something that reminds you of childhood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You walk into a place you haven’t visited in years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suddenly something you thought was gone is standing right beside you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Not physically.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But close enough.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Memory is strange like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perhaps the Department doesn’t actually return the thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perhaps it returns the doorway<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You walk through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

For a moment, you’re there again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Same room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Same people.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Same light.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then the door closes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You keep going.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

There are things in the warehouse that cannot be returned.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

People, for example.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Department is very strict about this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You can retrieve a photograph.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A letter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A memory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A recipe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A voice recording.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A sweater that still smells faintly like someone you loved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But not the person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Those requests are forwarded elsewhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don’t know where.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I suspect there is no department for that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some losses are simply part of being alive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The universe is very strange.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But it isn’t cruel enough to pretend otherwise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

I think there is another section, though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The things we lost and don’t yet know we need.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A stranger we haven’t met.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A place we’ve never seen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A friendship that hasn’t happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A book we haven’t read.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A sentence someone will say ten years from now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A version of ourselves that hasn’t been born yet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Those aren’t really lost.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They’re just waiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perhaps the universe has shelves for those too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NOT YET.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

Maybe that’s why life can surprise us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We spend so much time searching for what we think we’re missing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We know exactly what we want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or we think we do.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then something completely unexpected walks into our life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A person.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

An idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A ridiculous little hobby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A dog.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A book.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And suddenly we realize:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I didn’t know I was looking for this.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The clerk smiles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Another item has been successfully delivered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

There is one last room in the Department.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s very small.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Almost empty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There are no shelves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No drawers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

No bins.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just a chair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And on the wall, a sign:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

THINGS YOU THOUGHT YOU LOST BUT NEVER ACTUALLY DID.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nobody likes this room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because this is where they keep the things that were inside you the entire time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your curiosity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your capacity for joy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your ability to love.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your imagination.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your courage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your ridiculousness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Your tenderness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The part of you that still wants to play.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You weren’t waiting for the universe to give those back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You were waiting to notice they were still there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n\n\n\n

So if you’ve lost something lately, don’t panic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Check the obvious places first.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Under the couch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In your pockets.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The kitchen counter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The refrigerator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes, the refrigerator.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You know what you did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But if you can’t find it there, perhaps give it time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some things return when you’re ready for them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some things don’t return at all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some things were never gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And some things are still making their way toward you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The universe is very large.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

It has an enormous warehouse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And somewhere in it, a cosmic clerk is holding your missing sock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They’ve been holding it for years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

They are getting tired of holding it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eventually, they are going to throw it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And when it lands on your bedroom floor at three in the morning, you’ll wake up, stare at it, and think:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Where the hell did you come from?”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The universe will not answer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The clerk will simply stamp the file:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

RETURNED.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

And go home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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